Nasty Tastin' Potion

You pop the cork and sniff the mysterious potion. It smells sweet, almost fruity. You swill the bottle. It's oddly thick. Everyone knows the best way to see what a ption does is to try it! You knock it back and grimace. It doesn't taste nearly as good as it smells. That's probably a good thing. Everyone knows the best medicines taste the worst!

Once you're done the nasty potion, you turn the bottle over. There's a label. It says "hand soap." You're an idiot! You die!